Weird yet valuable horse memes

jobhaver:

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

tesladyneindustries:

The truth is out there. (x)

mostlycatsmostly:

(via polygala)
lawyer: did you or did you not, at one point, have a megaman sprite comic of your own
lawyer: need i remind you, you are under oath
me: invoking the fifth

vinebox:

every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s